INTRODUCTION

I HATE BLOGGING.
I TEND TO DIG MY NOSE WHILE THINKING ON WHAT TO TYPE ON.
THINKING MAKES ME HUNGRY.
I HVE SNACKS WITH ME, ALWAYS
EATING WITHOUT MY HANDS WASHED.
THEN I WOULD HAVE TO REST, WHILE THINKING ON WHAT TO TYPE ON.
THINKING MAKES ME HUNGRY.
SO I ALWAYS HAVE SNACKS WITH ME.
BUT I EAT THEM WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS,
SO I ALWAYS GET SICK.
WHEN I'M SICK, I HAVE TO REST.
SO I'LL START TO THINK AGAIN ABOUT BLOGGING.
YES I ALWAYS HAVE SNACKS WITH ME.
YES. LIFE'S A FERRIS WHEEL.
NOT THAT WE'RE ONCE UP,THEN DOWN.
IT'S THAT WE DO THE SAME DARN THING.
BLOGGING!

BUT DON'T WORRY. I'M NOTHING LIKE YOU. I'M NEW. NEW MEANS I'M NOT ADDICTED. YET. I MEAN COME ON, HOW COULD YOU JUST TYPE (?) AND THEN WALAH YOUR BLOG'S A BIG HIT. I ENVY THAT.

ANYWAY. HERE'S A BIT ABOUT ME (well actually a lot,but just nod your head and smile)

I'M A TYPICAL MALAYSIAN WHO ENJOY APPLYING CONCEPTS IN MY EVERYDAY LIFE. HERE ARE SOME "LIFE CONCEPTS"

MRT
Malaysian Rubber Time.
HERE LADIES AND GENTS, I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT THE TIME IS STRETCHABLE. MALAYSIA BOLEH MAA. AH NOW YOU START TO WONDER. IT'S STRETCHABLE BECAUSE I TEND TO BE LATE FROM THE EXACT TIME. NOT PUNCTUAL LAH MAKNANYA. PEOPLE, BE VERY AWARE,IN ORDER TO AVOID FROM ANY DISAPPOINTMENTS, WHEN YOUR MALAYSIAN FRIEND (mostly malays,yeah high five malays!) SAYS THAT HE OR SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU AROUND 3PM, THAT MEANS,4PM. MALAYS (or me to be specific) ARE BAD IN CALCULATION, SO SEMUA SAP SAP SOI =p

LMS
Last Minute Soldier.
I'M A LAST MINUTE SUCCESSOR,ARE YOU? YEAH, I DO EVERYTHING AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR,MIGHT AS WELL DO IT AT 11:59. I CAN'T HELP WANTING TO EXPERIENCE THE ADRENALINE RUSH. I DO EVERYTHING LAST MINUTE! STUDYING, GROUP WORK, ASSIGNMENTS, CHORES, EVERYTHING. YOU WANT IT TO BE DONE TODAY,WELL F YOU! I'LL GIVE YOU TOMORROW YOU FAT LAZY BUM!(all i need left is gut to proceed to this step) YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE A LAST MINUTE PERSON, YOU'RE LUCKY I TELL YOU.

"one hot day,ali went to his school,without bringing his folio that was supposed to be submitted on that day.his excuse was "alaa teacher lek aa.saya lupa nk bwk aa" then the teachr said "sudah lah ali,saya dah masak dengan perangai setan kamu ni.(tht's when ali got the title ali setan.) saya bagi kamu masa lagi 3hari untuk hantar folio"

SEE? HE 'S LUCKY. BECAUUUUSE HE GOT 13DAYS WHILE OTHERS ONLY GOT 10. COOL OR NOT? THERE ARE OTHER BENEFITS WHICH REMAIN CONFIDENTIAL.

KUDOS TO HONK IF YOU'RE MALAYSIAN,AWESOME BOOK.