Attention, guys.

Mesti pernah tertanya-tanya kenapa seseorang tu still single, or still belum in a relationship with you or apa je lah, kan? Have you ever wondered why? I have thought about it and there are some things that bother me about guys.

A quick guide on things to do and not to do, 'gentlemen'
1. Please, please jangan cuit2 macam tikus. It is damn annoying. You should know that not only girls will say "fuck you" in their minds, amalan cuitan ni juga adalah salah satu sexual assault. Yes it is.

2. Tak perlu lah hanya kerana nak a lil bit of attention, korang jerit "hi yang pakai baju kurung biru tu!!" "nak nombor telefon!!". No girls will ever look at you and say "oh boleh, ada kertas?". Kalau ada pun yang cakap, maybe they were being sarcastic.

3. Lepas dah tak ada siapa nak layan korang jerit tu, jangan pula cakap "eleh muka macam $%^& sombong pulak" atau yang seakan dengannya. Obviously, you don't make yourself look stupid if it is not because you're attracted to that person. Mana ada orang baru seminit attracted dengan si A, tiba-tiba bila si A tak layan dia hentam pula si A. What's the point?

4. Kan senang kalau you guys just walk at your 'targeted area', smile and say "hi". Both parties are happy that way. Yang perempuannya happy sebab you're being so sweet and polite, and yang lelakinya happy sebab dapat buat perempuan senyum tersipu-sipu.

5. It's okay for you to not reply your text. It's your choice, but don't start questioning why the other person stops replying to your text when obviously you do the same.

6. Why is it so hard for you to confess your feeling? Then bila orang tu dah in relationship dengan orang lain, time tu baru nak confess. Whhhyyyyyy??

7. And why is it so hard for you to ask for a date? Especially bila you both knew you like each other. Bila tanya kata "take it slow" but how much slower do you want it to be when the fact is you guys have known each other for months/years.

8. Do not push. Not physically, not mentally, not ever! I have come across people who actually push/force people to get into a relationship with them. Come on lah, you call them more than 4 times a day with no answer, and u still expect them to say "i like you too"?

Bottomline, you want her, go get her, PROPERLY.

i think this month is my friendship month.

Okay so i believe in this one word. 'Bestfriend'. That's is actually two words. But people always say, 'hey,bestfriend!'. and not 'hey best friend'. So let's stick with what Malaysians believe is the right word :p
But anyway, i have no luck in committing this relationship. Why again am i talking about this. Oh yeah,

1. i saw a lot of friendship quotes lately
2. i talked about friendship in the MUET speaking test
3. MUET essay question was about friendship

What an intro! What i was trying to say is that, i went out with my friends today. Don't give me that look, reading is good for you. Although i have absolutely no money, i was determined to hang out with them at the Paparich. Kudos for having so many mouthwatering drinks in their menu. Oh you want to see the pictures? Nah ambik!

Syuhada, Azyan, Hazirah, Zureen, Amirul, Hairul and Ali (not in the picture. too bad :p)

It felt good to receive a special something from Azyan, despite for the fact that my birthday was 4 months ago, and her cat has ruined the wrapping of my present. Azyan called it MooMoo, well news flash Yan, just because it's a cow, and it makes moomooomooooo sound when pressed in the tummy, it doesn't mean that MooMoo is the best name for it! Think of something else! Hhe thank you Yan.

it's finally an update. after years.

To those who have doubted me.

I AM NOW BLOGGING. MY BLOG IS YOUR DREAM COME TRUE.

Most of my friends, they write almost everyday in their blogs. So one day, (well not really just a day, it took them days to convince me that i should blog) they were saying "mimi, bila nak ada blog? eleh mimi. kalau dia cakap nak buat tu macam buat je". Okay now, after almost one month of semester break, i am now convinced! Anyway, why is this font so small. Do you know that 100 times of laugh is equivalent to 10 minutes of exercise? Jangan terbeliak sangat mata tu, it's true.