Attention, guys.

Mesti pernah tertanya-tanya kenapa seseorang tu still single, or still belum in a relationship with you or apa je lah, kan? Have you ever wondered why? I have thought about it and there are some things that bother me about guys.

A quick guide on things to do and not to do, 'gentlemen'
1. Please, please jangan cuit2 macam tikus. It is damn annoying. You should know that not only girls will say "fuck you" in their minds, amalan cuitan ni juga adalah salah satu sexual assault. Yes it is.

2. Tak perlu lah hanya kerana nak a lil bit of attention, korang jerit "hi yang pakai baju kurung biru tu!!" "nak nombor telefon!!". No girls will ever look at you and say "oh boleh, ada kertas?". Kalau ada pun yang cakap, maybe they were being sarcastic.

3. Lepas dah tak ada siapa nak layan korang jerit tu, jangan pula cakap "eleh muka macam $%^& sombong pulak" atau yang seakan dengannya. Obviously, you don't make yourself look stupid if it is not because you're attracted to that person. Mana ada orang baru seminit attracted dengan si A, tiba-tiba bila si A tak layan dia hentam pula si A. What's the point?

4. Kan senang kalau you guys just walk at your 'targeted area', smile and say "hi". Both parties are happy that way. Yang perempuannya happy sebab you're being so sweet and polite, and yang lelakinya happy sebab dapat buat perempuan senyum tersipu-sipu.

5. It's okay for you to not reply your text. It's your choice, but don't start questioning why the other person stops replying to your text when obviously you do the same.

6. Why is it so hard for you to confess your feeling? Then bila orang tu dah in relationship dengan orang lain, time tu baru nak confess. Whhhyyyyyy??

7. And why is it so hard for you to ask for a date? Especially bila you both knew you like each other. Bila tanya kata "take it slow" but how much slower do you want it to be when the fact is you guys have known each other for months/years.

8. Do not push. Not physically, not mentally, not ever! I have come across people who actually push/force people to get into a relationship with them. Come on lah, you call them more than 4 times a day with no answer, and u still expect them to say "i like you too"?

Bottomline, you want her, go get her, PROPERLY.